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From the Desk of Dr. Ango Zango: Ho-Ho-Oh AKA: We Don't Got Us Enough HO's PHO XMAS

 From the Desk of Dr. Ango Zango: Ho-Ho-Oh aka: We Don't Got Us Enough HO's PHO XMAS:

 Tis the season fa-la-la. A Very Happy Kwanza from the somewhat good Dr. Ango Zango who has been missing in action since August as he pursued wealth, yours, and financial gain, his.

 Semi-reliable sources had him sequestered at an undisclosed location plotting his next move at OneWest Bank, formerly La Jolla Bank, formerly Indymac Bank, formerly $177 billion of money, yours.

The Paseo Delicias opening excited the Zanngomeister to no end, sources suggested, for he was waiting to contact them for their confirmed package registered with him for shipping to their new commercial location.

 Unfortunately, the bank draft worth $8 billion USD, guaranteed, was way small potatoes to the George Soros and his OneWest krewe. A disappointed Dr. Zango was nowhere to be seen among the esteemed colleagues at the festive OneWest balloon-marooned gland opening.

Kindly note, while your colleague did not leave us with any further information, two of Dr. Zango's somewhat esteemed assistants kindly agreed to relay the following very important information exclusively to Ah-Ha Rancho Santa Fe Banana Nation.

So, we bring you live, and more-or-less-perhaps-you-never-know-kinda-direct, from the FedEX Delivery Post of Ms. Susan Shabangu and Mr. Konseiho Hammudu, present a special banking edition of the latest information on wealth and those who seek to have it...

 

A very special kindness of Christmas to You from the inimitable desk if Dr. Ango Zango, your friend and trusted advisor.

 

 Best Chinese food near Solana Beach on Christmas day?

Posted by: Juldie on Dec 20, 10 at 6:25pm

Hello. We are going to arriving in Solana Beach on Christmas day. As Jewish people do on Christmas day, we eat chinese food and go to a movie. I have never been to this area before and figure that just as back east, the only restaurants open, besides restaurants to eat "Christmas Dinner " will be chinese restaurants. What is your favorite chinese restaurant?

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    In a retirement area like Del Mar, a lot of people eat out on Christmas so there will be other things open.

    But why break your Xmas eve tradition when there is a great spot like CHINA CAFE waiting for you?

    Now, as for a good movie....how about THE FIGHTER?
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    We Jews love to go to a movie on Christmas Eve. I like Yogi Beara.He was a great catcher and a great motion picture.
    Those Chinese people, I love them and their food!

 

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 What is the wealthiest island in the Bahamas?

Posted by admin on July 14th, 2010 and filed under wealthiest|1 Comment »

I live in the Bahamas south bimini. I am just wondering.

When I googled this all that keeps coming up is that The Bahamas is the richest Caribbean island. I do not see anything showing me which island in The Bahamas is the richest though!

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  1. ♥Bajan Princess♥ Says:
    July 14th, 2010 at 7:31 am When I googled this all that keeps coming up is that The Bahamas is the richest Caribbean island. I do not see anything showing me which island in The Bahamas is the richest though!
  2. Do you know a website that tells you celebrities net worth?

Posted by admin on July 14th, 2010 and filed under I want to know a website to go to find out the net worth of celebrities. I have already checked out Forbes.com is there any other’s?

http://www.knowyournetworth.com/index.html
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How do other countries avoid inflation despite raising taxes to cover universal healthcare? Can Obama do this? Posted by admin on July 14th, 2010 and filed under I am not making ANY assumption here, but I have been told that though coverage is much better in these countries, other countries such as Canada have rediculously high taxes, often as much as 50% of an individual’s income to cover the cost of their universal healthcare system.

Now let’s just say for example you had a job and you boss paid you, you used that money to buy something, the person you bought it from bought something, and that person just randomly bought something from your boss, then your boss later used that money to pay you again at another time.

On the surface it would look like you had received more/different money than before, but in actuality it is the same money that has just been circulated again, and unless wealth to account for that money then there has been no increase/change. It is the same with taxes

A country could call itself raising taxes to "pay for" a program, but raising taxes will not make there just be more money money in the country’s infastructure or increas it’s net worth. This is what leads to the type of inflation that has been plaguing the United States for decades.

 

questions:

1) Do other countries actually have higher taxes to cover the cost of their universal system, if not how is the cost covered, and if so how do they evade inflation while raising taxes? Or do they?
2) Obama has stated that he wants to institute a universal healthcare system, but he won’t change the current system because some Americans who are covered currently don’t want to give up their coverage. With that said, is the United States at as great a risk if any of having taxes as high as those other countries (if they are really that high) due to out-of control spending and other cost-related issues?

  1. These other countries do not have better health care. Where did you get that Idea? didn’t your family teach you that there is no free lunch?

When in the history did congress cut the cost of anything? Their idea of cutting is slowing the growth of the cost. they have yet to fulfill that promise.                       

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 Adamo Says:

  1. July 14th, 2010 at 7:32 am Two issues. When you factor in all types of tax, Canadians don’t actually pay significantly more taxes than Americans. And since universal health coverage actually delivers better care for less cost (look up statistics, not single horror stories about some guy in some socialist country who died – or look at the VA or Medicare in the US), no, there would not be a higher risk of inflation under a universal coverage system. Under our CURRENT system, the US spends the most of any rich country on health care as a percentage of national wealth. This is not economically smart, it’s not efficient, and so OUR CURRENT SYSTEM (not the reform plans) risks causing inflation.

 References : Luchador Says:

July 14th, 2010 at 7:40 am These other countries do not have better health care. Where did you get that Idea? didn’t your family teach you that there is no free lunch?
When in the history did congress cut the cost of anything? Their idea of cutting is slowing the growth of the cost. they have yet to fulfill that promise.
References : gosam777 Says:
July 14th, 2010 at 8:27 am Higher prices are not the cause of inflation, they are an effect. Inflation is caused by increasing the money supply in relation to GDP, with an over supply. 

  1. A nation like the U.S. doesn’t have too raise taxes. Treasury "creates" securities (notes, bonds, T bills) out of nothing and sells them to the Fed. The Fed prints paper (dollars), that are worthless, have no value. The Fed purchases the securities Treasury has created out of nothing, with dollars the Fed created out of nothing. 
  2. When the government spends or puts the liquidity (worthless money) into the economy it suddenly has the same value as all other U.S. currency. It gained it’s value by making your (and everyone else’s) money, worth less. It transforms a portion of the value of your money, to the newly printed money. Called "printing the debt"
  3. That is how the government raises taxes on unsuspecting Americans, rich and poor.
  4. References : David S Says:
  5. July 14th, 2010 at 9:04 am The whole thing is nonsensical. Suppose it casts $1.3 trillion. That really looks like this. $1,300,000,000,000.00 there are 306,323,600 people in the U. S. I’ll help with the math. 1,300,000,000,000 divided by 306,323,600 equals $4243.87 per person. Not family. For a family of four thats $16975.00. That is for ten years. You only get covered for five years but you pay for ten. Take what you earn and subtract.

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July 14th, 2010 at 7:24 am
enjoy hat I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but I want you to understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. The world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those who occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios. You should have begun by now to put together the general direction of what I propose. There US$23,995,720.00 deposited, I alone have the deposit details and they will release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so. This bank has spent great amounts of money trying to track this man's family; they have investigated for months and have found no family, the investigation has come to an end and Since the original owner listed no next of kin in his bio-data form, my proposition is this; I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct my Bank to release the deposit to you as the closest beneficiary.

 

 

 

 

 

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